Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Always take your I.D. to the zoo
I think that my dream job would be writing for The Onion. H I L A R I O U S. I love the part about dumping giraffe urine on the guy to make him want to mate with the giraffes. Sarah probably won't read this story, because she doesn't like fake news. I don't see how the real news is any better, though. For instance, I just read that the president of mexico was eaten by a rare president-eating fish. Do you think that was reported on CNN? No! That's why I get all my news from The Onion. I know what's really going on in the world.
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Yeah...you are right, I passed on the story b/c it's STUPID...if you want to read fiction, read a book!! Maybe one day you'll see a posting for a job at the Onion..but you won't know if it's real or not! How can you trust a FAKE website??????
TOO FUNNY! Ah, James glad your back blogging!
Ahhh, Sarah, fake news from The Onion RULES. Bryce and I adore it.
Maybe Sarah is just saying that she gets a live dose of fake news, nonsense, shenanigans and tomfoolery from her husband, so The Onion might just be a little too much of a good thing for her. Everything in moderation, right? She loves me.
that is exactly my point....much too much tom-foolery in my life! **shhhh, tom, stay under the bed****
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haha. The Ryan Gosling under my bed is hotter than the Tom Foolery under your bed!
I wonder if Tom Foolery has been fooling around with Dr. Addison Montgomery under our bed.
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